I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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