its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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