Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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