Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
