so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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