I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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