i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I checked into jail on foursquare
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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