just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I want you more than these girls want KFC
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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