ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
and this is why i am such an inspirational person, i am the Joel Osteen of alcoholics.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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