So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
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