"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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