I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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