i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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