She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
For every drunk face picture you send me, I'm gonna send a wholesome family photo.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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