i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
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