He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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