butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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