You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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