Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
There are leaves in my underwear?
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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