I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
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