jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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