Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
There's a naked man in my car right now.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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