just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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