I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
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