Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
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