i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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