I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
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