You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
tell me about the fingering
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