i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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