The pink midgets playing hockey is the EXACT reason cold meds and alcohol do not mix. Period.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Randomize
