dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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