apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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