I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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