Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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