we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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