Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
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