just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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