I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
This is my gift to your gina
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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