i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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