Do you still have your period?
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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