Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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