Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Randomize
