And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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