And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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