so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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