i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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