Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I'm texting you from across the beer pong table to tell you that the drunk chick you brought over needs to disappear. like now.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
why is half of my head shaved?
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