"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
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