I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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