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(414): View more from Wisconsin

But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)

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(609): View more from New Jersey

Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?

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(514): View more from Quebec

in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview

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(916): View more from California

You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..

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(440): View more from Ohio

dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?

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(551): View more from New Jersey

Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.

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(407): View more from Florida

I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.

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(443): View more from Maryland

I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.

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(845): View more from New York

Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.

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