I may just buy something cuz i have 6 weddings in the next year and a half.
Holy shittt I don't even have a bf
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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