I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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