How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
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